October 2008
66 posts
Saturday Night Live Television show - Saturday... →
Missed this on Saturday… so funny!
My favorite thing about Joe Biden?
winstonwolfe:
ericmortensen:mdfsmash:robot-heart:
He proves that you can be a normal person—one of those down-to-earth, next-door-neighbor types that so many people seem to think is the only way to judge a person’s ability to lead in a presidential election—and still sound intelligent. He didn’t have to speak in a bunch of hokey colloquialisms or repeat trite, forced stories of the common...
My heart rate is finally slowing down.
Holy hoke-meister. The hokiest hoke of all hokey times. I wish she didn’t think that in order to relate to people in the heartland (Ohio is the heart of it all, check the license plates), she must call us “Joe Six Pack.” That sounds like a Homer Simpson type character. Thanks, but that is an insult. Also, nice obvious pandering to the Jews on Israel. Sarah, too bad you...
The Myth of Sarah Palin
winstonwolfe:
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via Rolling Stone
THE MYTH: “She took the luxury jet that was acquired by her predecessor and sold it on eBay. And made a profit!” — John McCain, at a campaign stop in Wisconsin
THE FACTS:No one bought the jet online. It was eventually sold through an aircraftbroker — at a loss to taxpayers of nearly $600,000.
THE...
“Elisabeth Hasselbeck is totally lesbo for Sarah Palin. For realz. They get...”
– Don’t believe it? Well check this clip from The View today bitches…(via the one and only Cajun Boy) (via frangry)
WHEN IS ELIZABETH HASSLEBECK GOING TO GET PUNCHED IN HER FAT MOUTH? SOON I HOPE. GOSH, I HATE KARMA, BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AWFUL THINGS I WANT TO SAY ABOUT HER. REALLY...
Today I was walking the dogs, and Coco pooped, so I picked up her poop with one of the little blue bags that we carry. We moved onward. We came to the dumpster behind the duplex that permanently has a for rent sign in the front yard. This dumpster is very useful on dog walks. Just as I was about to put Coco’s poop bag in the dumpster, Harry decided to poop. Right there by the dumpster....
“Even those in the military who celebrate McCain’s patriotism and sacrifice...”
– My mom said the same thing!
Make-Believe Maverick (as reported by Tom Dickinson for Rolling Stone) (via cvxn)
Sarah Palin: Worst Of Palin's Latest Couric... →
What a f-ing loon!!
I’m drinking a yummy bottle of wine from my former neighbor, Tom, the wine sales manager. It is Cold Creek Vineyard Chardonnay. Pretty tasty. Then again, I can like any glass of wine after the first one. I measured with my eyes the halfway point on the bottle and then vacuum sealed it and put it back in the fridge. Ok, actually I’m now out. My glass is empty and I would like...
Beyoncé Has $1 Million Worth of Wigs.
frangry:
Via: The Young black and Fabulous
“If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t...”
– (via alanajoy) 