September 2008
61 posts
Occurring an hour after burning my eye with the...
Matt: How is your eye now?
Me: It still burns a little, more like tingles now. But not a good tingles.
Matt: I'm sorry you hurt your eye.
Me: Thank you for helping me.
Matt: You're welcome. I love you, baby.
Me: I can't believe some of the assholes I dated before you. I would seriously be apologizing for burning my eye and causing them a 5 minute delay in their day as they struggled to be nice about it. Why did I date people like that?
Matt: You just didn't date Jews. None of them were Jewish guys.
Me: Oh. Is that a Jewish stereotype? You are all...what? I don't get it.
Matt: It's just that our sisters, mothers, grandmothers and all other female relatives require a TREMENDOUS amount of attention. We're bred to be attentive.
Me: Nice! I like it.
August 2008
57 posts
In the Land of Palin. « Mudflats →
Read the comments. They are very interesting. Especially “Mother who thinks.”
Conspiracy theories, or why Rove is a master at...
This shit is bananas!
cvxn:
karion:
He wanted Lieberman, badly. The advisers shot it down. Watch for Palin to stoically step down, saying she has to protect her family from the vicious lies and horrible accusations coming from the left wing (all of which were circulating for months in Alaksa). Lieberman gets the nod after the convention (where the advisers said there would be a revolt in...
Robert J. Elisberg: The Worst Vice-Presidential... →
Agreed.
Noah's Wish Saving Animals in Disasters: Education... →
“And she was runner-up for the Miss Alaska title, won Miss Congeniality in that...”
– Commentary: Palin is brilliant, but risky, VP choice - CNN.com
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Well, then, that does it for me. She plays the flute. McCain, old buddy, great choice!
Lone Star Shih Tzu and Lhasa Apso Rescue » Meet... →
