Occurring an hour after burning my eye with the...
Matt: How is your eye now?
Me: It still burns a little, more like tingles now. But not a good tingles.
Matt: I'm sorry you hurt your eye.
Me: Thank you for helping me.
Matt: You're welcome. I love you, baby.
Me: I can't believe some of the assholes I dated before you. I would seriously be apologizing for burning my eye and causing them a 5 minute delay in their day as they struggled to be nice about it. Why did I date people like that?
Matt: You just didn't date Jews. None of them were Jewish guys.
Me: Oh. Is that a Jewish stereotype? You are all...what? I don't get it.
Matt: It's just that our sisters, mothers, grandmothers and all other female relatives require a TREMENDOUS amount of attention. We're bred to be attentive.
Me: Nice! I like it.
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Read the comments. They are very interesting. Especially “Mother who thinks.”
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This shit is bananas! cvxn: karion: He wanted Lieberman, badly. The advisers shot it down. Watch for Palin to stoically step down, saying she has to protect her family from the vicious lies and horrible accusations coming from the left wing (all of which were circulating for months in Alaksa). Lieberman gets the nod after the convention (where the advisers said there would be a revolt in...
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